Wednesday, November 22, 2006 

TVB Moment

FINALLY AN UPDATE !!!!!!!

Yes, its been a long time since ive last updated. And yes i usually dont have tvb entires, so this will be a first. And yes as of the moment i am working on a niki-chow site. I hope that answered a couple of questions.

So ok, lately ive been watching Maidens' Vow and Face to Fate, as well as some other side series such as Forscenic Heroes, War and Destiny, Into Thin Air, Safe Guards, Land of Wealth, and etc. And i just wrapped up Under the Canopy of Love, hence the Niki Craze. Its acutally easier than it looks to keep up with these series. Why ? Well the answer is acutally simpler than it looks, TVB has this formula. And even though im really enjoying MV at the moment, its one of the most predictable series, that ive seen in a long time. So ive decided to crack this TVB Mystery and come up with 5 Ways to Become a Highly Sucessful TVB Artist and then theres also 5 Ways to Become Frozen by TVB.

Maidens Vow is such a good series, that could have been so much better. The chemistry between Joe and Charm, or the lack of chemistry that is, really hurts the series. They dont look like lovers, they dont act like lovers, so therefore i dont even consider them as lovers. Its hard to see them hug and kiss each other, cause .. well Joe looks like a pedophile molester character, no offense to Joe fans, but both him and Kenneth Ma have this rapist look about them, that i despise. Even though Sammul was horrible in the first generation, him and Charm made a more likely couple than Joe and Charm. Other than that the plot is amazing, well more creative than the usual sappy-death-like tvb anicent dramas that you usually see. Its very funny as well, and not because of the acting, but because of the conflicts between the characters. And i can see why Charm won the favorite character award, but i still dont understand how she won best actress, her character has a lot of layers, but to me Charm still looks very stiff.

Don't watch Forscenic Heroes or Face to Fate at night. Its just a very stupid thing to do. Both series have the most annoyingly spookiest background music. Its just not something you want to go to sleep with. Then theres the lousy special effects and weird scenes that both series seem to have. I dont know both begin with F, so you does Freddy Krueger. I think thats a sign that you shouldnt watch those series at night. Also did i forget to mention, the addition of Linda to FH, is also another thing that you dont want to sleep on, linda chung is quite a scary person, and thats just being herself. Face to Fate has Anne. urggh the horrooorr !



5 Ways to Become a Highly Sucessful TVB Artists : Male EDITION

1. Be Very Tan. Examples : Ron Ng, Moses Chan, Joe Ma, and Kevin Cheng. All are tan, they cant act, but still TVB promotes them, why ? Because they are tan. So therefore if you cant act, you can still be sucessful.

2. Be Tall. With upcoming female starlets like Bernice, Niki, and Linda, you have to be tall to be able to fit in with the group. I mean who wants to see a tvb series with the male lead being shorter than the female lead, not the hk audience thats for sure. Its all about the image in HK.

3. Lie. This is the number one rule. When the Tabloids ask if you like someone, even if its a known fact that you hate them, LIE your ass off, and say that you guys are best friends. If you are dating someone, LIE about that too, TVB want to make it seem like you are available. Don't be stupid and say something like "I would rather be rumored gay than to be rumored with Ella" *cough*Ron*cough* .. cause that just tarnishes your image and gives other artists a shot *cough*Bosco*cough*

4. Have a Nice Body. TVB seems to believe that if you cant keep up with your shape, than how could you possibly keep up with your career. Plus it attracts more viewers, and you can have more "shirt-less" scenes. Look at Raymond Lam, he lost a few pounds here and there, and all of a sudden hes part of TVB's Top 5 actors at the 39th ann.

5. Acting of course isnt a required TVB standard. Look at Power Chan, Derek Kwok, and Wayne Lai, they have talent, but they arent leading men material. So instead of toning your acting skills work on other ways to get the attention of the media and TVB. Its obviously that you dont need talent to suceed, just one shot. Unless you are over 30 like Adam Cheng, Bowie Lam, and well the other old people that you see leading series, and wonder wtf, then instead of working on your image, try and look as ugly as possible, because its apparent that they like to pair up the ugly old guys with the young darlings like Leila Tong, Gigi Lai, and etc.


now for the female version .. ohh .. how this is going to be fun :) .. anyways ill update that next time.

hmm now for the sales presentation evalualtion. most people like to talk about which series they want to see and why, well i think ill do the reverse version of that, and tell you why you shouldnt see each series. this is just for fun, ill probably end up watching all the series. :) you will have to catch this next time also :)

Ending Thoughts

ohh can someone please tell me why tavia yeung is starting to look more and more slutty as the days pass >< .. is it because shes not given the proper tvb attention ? .. cause its strange .. and also why does she like to talk about ron so much, if i were ron, i would just not be friends with her anymore, i dont know maybe she fancies him ? .. anyways that is another reason why my respect level for tavia yeung is slipping .. from boob enchancements to blah ><>

Friday, January 13, 2006 

Icons Dispayed

Back Again. Since a lot of people (lol yeah right) asked me to update my stories, I have. Well I will over the course of this weekend. I’ve decided to update this blog because apparently my fans wanted me to update (lol). Well this weekend will probably suck more than any I’ve had in the past. First off I have a DNA Model Project due on Tuesday, and then I have to work on journals. Rachael should know how much I hate journals. I hate them like no other. This time its worse, me have 51 questions to do instead of 10 pages. Basically it’s longer and more boring. Its like my life is now revolving around school work. I remember there was a time in junior high, where I could go days on the computer and not have homework.

Seriously the homework load nowadays is very unstable. One day I have a mountain of homework and the next day I have like a worksheet. These teachers don’t believe in breaks. This was probably the reason why I quitted all the sports teams I was on. Time can never be measured. I had to find this out the hard way. The last school I went to was completely different because I only had 4 classes, (they switched every semester, so really I had 8 classes). This new school that I’m at has 6 classes, 4 of which I didn’t have on my last schedule (I only had 2, drama and geometry honors). Some said that I couldn’t get good grades, because of the fact I was so far behind. I proved them wrong when I got my report card today. Amazingly I got As on all my AP courses, but there was one problem, I got a B in Geometry and a 66 D on the exam for that subject. I mean overall my GPA is still a 4.875, I don’t know but to me that’s not bad. But my parents nag on and on and how I should have done better. This was my first B ever. But I did get a 100 on my bio exam, so it wasn’t like I suck at everything I did.

GEOMETRY IS LAME

I really don’t like geometry it’s so random. It’s right in the middle of the two algebra courses. Basically the whole idea of the subject is to look for triangles, and prove that they aren’t circles, rectangles or any other random shape. Let me just go on and say that the two Geometry courses I took were completely different. But I won’t go into details. I really don’t like geometry, perhaps even more than my hatred for Adam Cheng and his family.

I’ve heard through the grapevine that my blog is now used as a source of laughter. I really don’t get how the last entry was funny, but I take it as a compliment. Because I like to make people laugh. It makes my life less miserable (as if it could get worse).

RAYMOND IS A HOT NAME

I’ve been looking at pictures and I have to say that just about everyone named Raymond is hot. First off you have the popular Raymond Lam. Who lost some weight, but looks so darn hot now. Plus he has talent so that makes him twice as hot as anyone. Next is ATV’s jewel prince, Raymond Wong. He recently got married, but who cares, he is still hot as heck. Have you seen the boy? There’s a reason why he got casted as the Andy Lau-like character in Dream of Desire 2: Star Wish. I couldn’t help but drool every time he was onscreen. He’s also quite hot in Central Affairs with another one of Raymond Lam’s costars, Michelle Ye. Lastly it’s the less featured hottie, Raymond Cho. At first I really didn’t like him because he looked like a mama’s boy. But after watching (semi) HH3, I have to say he’s very attractive. He looks even better with a stubble beard at the LMS Functions. So I conclude, if you want to name your son Raymond, you better sure he turns out the way these 3 men have.

QUOTES

“Frankly I don’t like the television show, Lost. It’s like the 21st century Gillian’s Island with drama and weird sound effects. Plus there’s not a single hot guy, what’s the point in watching”

(Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl and Why) “Well personally I know that the Colts are the favorites, but I want to pick New England, because of the fact Tom Brady is one hot quarterback”

“Who should I rant on? (Rant on Gigi) The day I do that is when the world will go to war with Martians that look like Kenix.”

“Cool according to this test, Gigi is an office bike. How do I become an office bike?”

COMMENTS TO PONDER

Rita, I will list your blog on my side thingy.

And I want to clear this up Liu Yi Fei is NOT 20, I calculated wrong, she’s actually 18, I feel extremely dumb.

Why is it that this blog has only 2o comments?

Are Twins going to break up? If so, how many suicidal attempts will happen?

Why is Leehom so hot?

Why are you reading this?

Who are you?

Do you feel bad for not commenting?

Did the chicken or the Egg come first?

What is up with Kenix’s hair?

LINKS AND ARTWORK

I made like so many Leehom icons that I have decided to share all of them. I am also going to post some old Kenny icons and other icons I’ve made for personal purposes.

Hers the link to the EEG X-mas album, if you guys want to hear horrible English and feel better about your English and Chinese or whatever.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/u1ggyp

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Facts

? Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

? Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

? There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

? The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

? A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

? There are more chickens than people in the world.

? Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

? The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

? On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

? All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

? No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

? "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

? All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

? Almonds are a member of the peach family.

? Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

? There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

? Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula".

? A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

? An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

? Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

? In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

? Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Monday, January 09, 2006 

Blog

Hey, ive decided to get a blog, since i really dont feel like opening soy-ful up quite yet. Plus my email accounts are getting crammed with hate mail and spam (LOL! jk). I decided to make this after seeing Range's blog, and thinking .. humm i can do the same thing. Basically im here to trash and praise worthy muscians, art work, and ect. If i hate something ill say it, if i love it, ill praise it. Thats a slogan that i like to stick by. Life is too short to waste on stupid, i love this or hate that comments, so i like to get the dirt on things.

First off if you already know me, then you should know that im a huge .. well fan of making lists.. so heres some of the lists i came up up with lately .. (NO YOU CANT BRIBE ME TO GET ON THE LIST .. geez)

Top BEST 10 msn convo-ist
1/TAMS//Blacksnow
2/KAT
3/MANDY/Elaine
4/RACH5/EILEEN
6/LB/Vickster
7/MICH
8/SIFUS
9/SCO SLUTS
10/Helly

* if gigi would ever like to start a convo with me, she would be number one with a simple hello, and then everyone moves down one

Top Ten pimpest Website designers*
1.eileen
2.sansan
3.kat
4.kimbo
5.tams6.angel
7.tc
8.anna (both)
9.Tanya

*if gigi ever becomes a webdesigner, she will be number one, and everyone moves down a notch!

i have more lists but im too lazy to post them ...

RANDOM QUOTES (you know you love them ..)

"i roar with passion and massive love"

"eileen is happy as ella being happy playing happy acting happy"

"when kenny sweats its hot, when ron sweats its a hygiene problem"

"upside down, right side up, when arent you hot gigi lai"

"i love bernice's crest-like smile. It makes me want to brush my teeth too"

"how can kit hate ron.thats like telling peanut butter that its allergic to peanuts and thats not logically possible"

(how do i support gigi)"I dunno, move to Hong Kong and buy 2890435825 tvs and then rewatch all her series, and if possible check out her lastest series too"

all .. said by me .. SOY !

Fanfictions that Need YOUR SUPPORT !

http://winglin.net/fanfic/ses
http://winglin.net/fanfic/Thingsforlove


Umm i guess this is a co-site that partners with the main site : http://soy-ful.ron-ng.net

Anyways At the moment. I love school, i love leehom, and basically i love life. Theres really nothing going wrong in my life. My dad just bought me a new 2ooGB harddrive .. so i love him to death.

If you want to take part in the soy-ful events msn me at dorkileilafan@hotmail.com

Ok ...

Rants of the Moment
Basically the Jaguars lost. Im so sad, and all i have to say is that the wide recievers need to get better or else the team will go down the drain. This sucks because they had a pretty good year, and its horrible to see them at a 28 to 3 lost. Big disapointment on my part.

Another Rave is the EEG X-mas album. ITs simply horrid. Charlene is a canadian chick and she really shows it with her english in the album. Gillian annoyed me too. Everyone did a lousy job and should stick to their native language because english was a horrible try.

The Soy Hater, this person posts some of the lousest posts i have ever seen in my laugh. First Anti-person i hate. Plus he/she/it likes to call me stupid and suay and he/she/it doesnt even know me.

DBQs and FRQs, this is the main reason i hate AP classes, i do great on them, i mean i got a 1oo on my last one, but the thing is like everyone else in class sucks at them, and i hate the long boring lectures on how to do this and that. Its really pointless reading pieces of papers that dont help you. Reading is boring.

Zai Zai and Barbie are planning to get married. No comment.

Praises of the Moment
Alexander Leehom Wang, lately ive been obsessed with the boy. He is mightly good looking, but thats not the point. I love the fact that he has talent. Talent and confidence makes the man. He's more talented than Justin, hotter than Ron and of course more sexy than Kenny. To me his almost perfect. Plus he's lactose intorelant, just like me. Very HOT and Talented. 5 Thumbs way up.

The phrase "Your Mom". Veronica and i officially know how to say YOUR MOM in 11 different languages. We might seem lame, but we have fun being lame.

Geometry - I got an A on my quiz, i was sooo happy. I didnt think i did so well and then i saw the A and i almost flipped out.

All the Great Designers i know that made me leehom wallies. Thanks so much, i love each and everyone of them. Awesome works.

Funny Factorids
(of the day, that i learned) If you were to take the DNA strands out of your body, and connect them, they could reach the moon and back 8 whole times ...

ABOUT ME ...
- Im near sighted, which means i can see better far away than near by.
- I like Coke more than Pepsi
- I love strawberry ice cream
-I like to dip my french fries into ranch

ABOUT LEEHOM
- he prefers to be called Leehom than Alexander because he thinks its more unique.
- Youngest Composer to win an award
- Hes left handed

RANDOM ARTWORK
i made this TK poster for the Graphics battle at A-F. If you have comments. please reply.
and now im outtie .. it was fun posting at the blog .. kinda .. thanks for taking the time to read.