TVB Moment
FINALLY AN UPDATE !!!!!!!
Yes, its been a long time since ive last updated. And yes i usually dont have tvb entires, so this will be a first. And yes as of the moment i am working on a niki-chow site. I hope that answered a couple of questions.
So ok, lately ive been watching Maidens' Vow and Face to Fate, as well as some other side series such as Forscenic Heroes, War and Destiny, Into Thin Air, Safe Guards, Land of Wealth, and etc. And i just wrapped up Under the Canopy of Love, hence the Niki Craze. Its acutally easier than it looks to keep up with these series. Why ? Well the answer is acutally simpler than it looks, TVB has this formula. And even though im really enjoying MV at the moment, its one of the most predictable series, that ive seen in a long time. So ive decided to crack this TVB Mystery and come up with 5 Ways to Become a Highly Sucessful TVB Artist and then theres also 5 Ways to Become Frozen by TVB.
Maidens Vow is such a good series, that could have been so much better. The chemistry between Joe and Charm, or the lack of chemistry that is, really hurts the series. They dont look like lovers, they dont act like lovers, so therefore i dont even consider them as lovers. Its hard to see them hug and kiss each other, cause .. well Joe looks like a pedophile molester character, no offense to Joe fans, but both him and Kenneth Ma have this rapist look about them, that i despise. Even though Sammul was horrible in the first generation, him and Charm made a more likely couple than Joe and Charm. Other than that the plot is amazing, well more creative than the usual sappy-death-like tvb anicent dramas that you usually see. Its very funny as well, and not because of the acting, but because of the conflicts between the characters. And i can see why Charm won the favorite character award, but i still dont understand how she won best actress, her character has a lot of layers, but to me Charm still looks very stiff.
Don't watch Forscenic Heroes or Face to Fate at night. Its just a very stupid thing to do. Both series have the most annoyingly spookiest background music. Its just not something you want to go to sleep with. Then theres the lousy special
effects and weird scenes that both series seem to have. I dont know both begin with F, so you does Freddy Krueger. I think thats a sign that you shouldnt watch those series at night. Also did i forget to mention, the addition of Linda to FH, is also another thing that you dont want to sleep on, linda chung is quite a scary person, and thats just being herself. Face to Fate has Anne. urggh the horrooorr !
5 Ways to Become a Highly Sucessful TVB Artists : Male EDITION
1. Be Very Tan. Examples : Ron Ng, Moses Chan, Joe Ma, and Kevin Cheng. All are tan, they cant act, but still TVB promotes them, why ? Because they are tan. So therefore if you cant act, you can still be sucessful.
2. Be Tall. With upcoming female starlets like Bernice, Niki, and Linda, you have to be tall to be able to fit in with the group. I mean who wants to see a tvb series with the male lead being shorter than the female lead, not the hk audience thats for sure. Its all about the image in HK.
3. Lie. This is the number one rule. When the Tabloids ask if you like someone, even if its a known fact that you hate them, LIE your ass off, and say that you guys are best friends. If you are dating someone, LIE about that too, TVB want to make it seem like you are available. Don't be stupid and say something like "I would rather be rumored gay than to be rumored with Ella" *cough*Ron*cough* .. cause that just tarnishes your image and gives other artists a shot *cough*Bosco*cough*
4. Have a Nice Body. TVB seems to believe that if you cant keep up with your shape, than how could you possibly keep up with your career. Plus it attracts more viewers, and you can have more "shirt-less" scenes. Look at Raymond Lam, he lost a few pounds here and there, and all of a sudden hes part of TVB's Top 5 actors at the 39th ann.
5. Acting of course isnt a required TVB standard. Look at Power Chan, Derek Kwok, and Wayne Lai, they have talent, but they arent leading men material. So instead of toning your acting skills work on other ways to get the attention of the media and TVB. Its obviously that you dont need talent to suceed, just one shot. Unless you are over 30 like Adam Cheng, Bowie Lam, and well the other old people that you see leading series, and wonder wtf, then instead of working on your image, try and look as ugly as possible, because its apparent that they like to pair up the ugly old guys with the young darlings like Leila Tong, Gigi Lai, and etc.
now for the female version .. ohh .. how this is going to be fun :) .. anyways ill update that next time.
hmm now for the sales presentation evalualtion. most people like to talk about which series they want to see and why, well i think ill do the reverse version of that, and tell you why you shouldnt see each series. this is just for fun, ill probably end up watching all the series. :) you will have to catch this next time also :)
Ending Thoughts
ohh can someone please tell me why tavia yeung is starting to look more and more slutty as the days pass >< .. is it because shes not given the proper tvb attention ? .. cause its strange .. and also why does she like to talk about ron so much, if i were ron, i would just not be friends with her anymore, i dont know maybe she fancies him ? .. anyways that is another reason why my respect level for tavia yeung is slipping .. from boob enchancements to blah ><>
Yes, its been a long time since ive last updated. And yes i usually dont have tvb entires, so this will be a first. And yes as of the moment i am working on a niki-chow site. I hope that answered a couple of questions.
So ok, lately ive been watching Maidens' Vow and Face to Fate, as well as some other side series such as Forscenic Heroes, War and Destiny, Into Thin Air, Safe Guards, Land of Wealth, and etc. And i just wrapped up Under the Canopy of Love, hence the Niki Craze. Its acutally easier than it looks to keep up with these series. Why ? Well the answer is acutally simpler than it looks, TVB has this formula. And even though im really enjoying MV at the moment, its one of the most predictable series, that ive seen in a long time. So ive decided to crack this TVB Mystery and come up with 5 Ways to Become a Highly Sucessful TVB Artist and then theres also 5 Ways to Become Frozen by TVB.
Maidens Vow is such a good series, that could have been so much better. The chemistry between Joe and Charm, or the lack of chemistry that is, really hurts the series. They dont look like lovers, they dont act like lovers, so therefore i dont even consider them as lovers. Its hard to see them hug and kiss each other, cause .. well Joe looks like a pedophile molester character, no offense to Joe fans, but both him and Kenneth Ma have this rapist look about them, that i despise. Even though Sammul was horrible in the first generation, him and Charm made a more likely couple than Joe and Charm. Other than that the plot is amazing, well more creative than the usual sappy-death-like tvb anicent dramas that you usually see. Its very funny as well, and not because of the acting, but because of the conflicts between the characters. And i can see why Charm won the favorite character award, but i still dont understand how she won best actress, her character has a lot of layers, but to me Charm still looks very stiff.
Don't watch Forscenic Heroes or Face to Fate at night. Its just a very stupid thing to do. Both series have the most annoyingly spookiest background music. Its just not something you want to go to sleep with. Then theres the lousy special
effects and weird scenes that both series seem to have. I dont know both begin with F, so you does Freddy Krueger. I think thats a sign that you shouldnt watch those series at night. Also did i forget to mention, the addition of Linda to FH, is also another thing that you dont want to sleep on, linda chung is quite a scary person, and thats just being herself. Face to Fate has Anne. urggh the horrooorr !5 Ways to Become a Highly Sucessful TVB Artists : Male EDITION
1. Be Very Tan. Examples : Ron Ng, Moses Chan, Joe Ma, and Kevin Cheng. All are tan, they cant act, but still TVB promotes them, why ? Because they are tan. So therefore if you cant act, you can still be sucessful.
2. Be Tall. With upcoming female starlets like Bernice, Niki, and Linda, you have to be tall to be able to fit in with the group. I mean who wants to see a tvb series with the male lead being shorter than the female lead, not the hk audience thats for sure. Its all about the image in HK.
3. Lie. This is the number one rule. When the Tabloids ask if you like someone, even if its a known fact that you hate them, LIE your ass off, and say that you guys are best friends. If you are dating someone, LIE about that too, TVB want to make it seem like you are available. Don't be stupid and say something like "I would rather be rumored gay than to be rumored with Ella" *cough*Ron*cough* .. cause that just tarnishes your image and gives other artists a shot *cough*Bosco*cough*
4. Have a Nice Body. TVB seems to believe that if you cant keep up with your shape, than how could you possibly keep up with your career. Plus it attracts more viewers, and you can have more "shirt-less" scenes. Look at Raymond Lam, he lost a few pounds here and there, and all of a sudden hes part of TVB's Top 5 actors at the 39th ann.
5. Acting of course isnt a required TVB standard. Look at Power Chan, Derek Kwok, and Wayne Lai, they have talent, but they arent leading men material. So instead of toning your acting skills work on other ways to get the attention of the media and TVB. Its obviously that you dont need talent to suceed, just one shot. Unless you are over 30 like Adam Cheng, Bowie Lam, and well the other old people that you see leading series, and wonder wtf, then instead of working on your image, try and look as ugly as possible, because its apparent that they like to pair up the ugly old guys with the young darlings like Leila Tong, Gigi Lai, and etc.
now for the female version .. ohh .. how this is going to be fun :) .. anyways ill update that next time.
hmm now for the sales presentation evalualtion. most people like to talk about which series they want to see and why, well i think ill do the reverse version of that, and tell you why you shouldnt see each series. this is just for fun, ill probably end up watching all the series. :) you will have to catch this next time also :)
Ending Thoughts
ohh can someone please tell me why tavia yeung is starting to look more and more slutty as the days pass >< .. is it because shes not given the proper tvb attention ? .. cause its strange .. and also why does she like to talk about ron so much, if i were ron, i would just not be friends with her anymore, i dont know maybe she fancies him ? .. anyways that is another reason why my respect level for tavia yeung is slipping .. from boob enchancements to blah ><>
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